turnipoddity
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cannibalchicken:

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skunkes
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onigatito:

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hirudineo
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arsonforcharlie:

pinkmoondoll9shihtzu:

interesting how the tiktokers who larp as 2014 tumblr it-girl arent brave enough to bring these back

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cowards probably aren’t even on house arrest

skunkes
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orange-catsidy:

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fartgallery
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kalethemonster asked:
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YOU'RE RELATED TO THE GUY WHO MADE CHLOROPHORM???

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dearpercocet replied:

Yep lol. He’s like my great great great something uncle

dearpercocet:

Related: here’s my favorite artist rendering of my uncle. He’s the one on the floor

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skygenders
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liebestode:

this notion that if you’re an adult still on tumblr it’s bc something is wrong doesn’t sit right with me… unfortunately I can’t refute it bc there is something wrong with me

warpedlamp
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colestyle:

colestyle:

colestyle:

“if you’re going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see” you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

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look upon my works ye mighty and weep (im not done there’s still plenty of good meat on there)

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reviews are in

hirudineo
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fallenangelvictorious:

princessprouvaire:

betanoiz:

princessprouvaire:

also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so

i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website

how’s that going bestie

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Sometimes time stamps really do add to the joke

neon-villain
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neon-villain:

jasminebythebay:

Miguel sits on a table and types on a keyboard in front of an orange holographic screen. He wears a loose turtleneck and glasses. In the background is a slack message from Miguel in the channel #gizmo-backend-pd-team.Miguel sits on a table and types on a keyboard in front of an orange holographic screen. He wears a loose turtleneck and glasses. In the background is a slack message from Miguel in the channel #gizmo-backend-pd-team.ALT
Miguel sits on the same table in front of the same screen and is visibly more frustrated. He is hunched over with one hand on his head, pushing his glasses up. His brow is furrowed, a vein is visibly bulging, and he sneers at the screen. He has brought out a tablet with a chart on it and holds a stylus over it. He is now joined by a small Lyla, who crosslegged on his shoulder and titters, Peter B. Parker, who brought his pink bathrobe and a coffee mug and rests his head on one hand and has the other hand working on a modern laptop, and Margo Kess, who taps a stylus on her chin and looks at her own holo screen with a thoughtful expression. In the background are now a Slack message from Peter, a stack overflow answer from 13 years and 8 months ago, and a terminal window filled with red error messages.ALT
Miguel has started biting the table out of frustration. He is biting so hard that there are visible teeth marks on the table. His eyes are showing red. Lyla sits in her previous spot, frozen with a loading circle on top of her. Margo has faceplanted into the table. Peter has thrown his bathrobe over his head and is visibly exhausted. His coffee mug has been joined by 2 other coffee mugs and 2 disposable coffee cups. Lego Spiderman has joined them and sits next to Miguel with his own holo screen. In the background are: - 1 slack message from peter - 1 slack message from Miguel - 1 terminal window covered in red error messages - 1 zoom call with spidercat and 4 other peter parkers - 1 stack overflow answer from 13 years, 8 months ago - 1 stack overflow answer from 25 years, 6 months ago - 1 splunk log dashboard - 1 intellij window, also covered in red error messages - and numerous other windows that we can't seeALT

10 spidey engineers vs one (1) bug, who wins?

i love spidernerds in their natural habitat

#spiderverse
skellydun
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atagotiak:

sicknastyjr:

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This shit is so ugly you fucking idiot

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